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Saturday 30 November 2013

Wolves Casuals v BCR

                           West Midlands Regional League

                   Wolves Casuals v Black Country Rangers

This game looked good on paper and it didn't disappoint.From the off Rangers took the game to Casuals and for ten minutes they looked the more dangerous but Cassies defence stood firm and they soon were causing problems for the visitors. On 15 minutes Casuals took the lead and inside a couple of minutes they went further ahead. Back came Rangers with a goal of their own following a quick counter-attack.Three goals in 6 or 7 minutes,you couldn't take your eyes off it. Casuals were awarded a penalty,converted for a 3-1 lead.


Half  time : Wolves Casuals 3 Black Country Rangers 1

The second half started much the same as the first with the visitors having more of the ball for the first ten minutes during which they scored the goal of the game. Turton received the ball on the corner of the area,turned and sent a looping cross into the far corner.Brilliant goal ! 3-2 Before too long it was 4-2 and a further goal seemed to finish off the visitors,but back they came with a fine goal of their own.A further goal from each side rounded off an excellent game of football. Rangers did nothing wrong but were unlucky to play a Casuals team at the top of their game on the day. 



















Entrance ; £3(concession)
Programme ; £1
Hot drink ; £1.10
Crowd ; 50 est 
Ref ; Ok

Something for the weekend :-


Replies Put on Child Support Agency Forms


The following are all replies that women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details: These are genuine excerpts from the forms.

01. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim X. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

02. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being
sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you
with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

03. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party on Acacia Avenue where I had unprotected sex with
a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I
fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his phone number? Thanks.

04. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW
that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.
Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's
had it replaced.

05. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope
confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ
risen again.

06. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do
so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for
the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country.
Please advise.

07. I do not know who the father of my child was as all sailors look the
same to me. I can confirm that he was on a ship berthed at Norfolk.

08. Peter X is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him can
you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
09. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney -
maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for
sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening.
If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilised.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby- after all when
you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.




 


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