Penalties
Am I being too simplistic in my thinking,regarding penalties ? Surely basic physics says that if you kick the f**king shit out of the ball,it will travel faster than the goalkeeper, certainement ? So just how do these stupid pr**ks manage to keep having their penalties saved ?
PS. We now know the real reason Van Gaal changed keepers(see pic above).Never mind all that bollocks about Krul being bigger,etc.
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| Are my eyes deceiving me,or has Stevie pooed his pants( Lineker style) ? |
Experts have compiled a database which reveals the words most frequently used to describe countries at the World Cup.
The Cambridge University Press study of a range of
media sources and found the words most associated with England were
'exciting', 'disappointing' and 'inexperienced'. In hindsight,maybe they should have added the word shit. Germany were described as 'powerful', 'focused' and 'committed', with their fellow finalists Argentina being labelled 'confident' and 'unconvincing'. Hosts Brazil were 'emotional', 'popular', 'desperate' (and a bunch of complete wankers).
The multi-billion word database of written and spoken English language was designed to give an indication of how each team was perceived by media and fans alike.
Earlier research by the organization found that confidence levels in England were rated at 77 out of 100 on the day of their opening match, which ended in a 2-1 defeat by Italy.By the end of their brief foray in the competition,that had become ' who gives a f**k ? '
Striker Sergio Aguero believes Argentina have proved people wrong by reaching Sunday's World Cup final against Germany.No they haven't,not me,anyway. I've always thought they were a bunch of dirty cynical twats.
The BBC are having a vote on Friday on whether this has been the 'best-ever' World Cup. They're having a laugh,aren't they ? Please tell me they're taking the urine.
And finally..... old Dracula has finally been told his appeal has been rejected.Now Mr S, STFU.
Well,that's it for now and remember this is just a bit of fun.
Ciao !
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