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Thursday 3 July 2014

World Cup News 9

Report 9

Snippets from the Press

Russian MP Vladimir Zhirinovsky says coach Fabio Capello should appear before parliament and explain why his side performed so badly at the World Cup, going out in the group phase. Oh shit Fabio,looks like Putin's sending you to the Gulag!


Argentina defender Pablo Zabaleta rejects suggestions his side are a one-man team - but claims the players have been told to give the ball to influential striker Lionel Messi as much as possible. One-man- team ? The very idea.


Midfielder Michael Essien could face punishment from the Ghana Football Association after coach Kwesi Appiah claimed Essien, 31, refused to warm up before his side's last group game against Portugal. It isn't a warm-up he needs; it's a kick-up......the arse,the idle twat.

 Brazil coach Felipe Scolari has summoned the team's psychologist for a therapy session to help the players deal with the World Cup pressure. Pressure ! What bloody pressure ? They not involved in a nuclear war, they're playing football for Christs' sake !  

On the Home Front

Aston Villa's new assistant manager Roy Keane says he does not deserve his fearsome reputation in the game.What !!! Ask Alfe Inge Haaland what he thinks.(Yeah Roy,you're a big pussy cat) 

 Goalkeeper Paddy Kenny, 36, has been dropped by Leeds because the club's owner Massimo Cellino hates the fact the goalkeeper is born on 17 May. Cellino believes 17 is an unlucky number. Looks like Leeds have got a nice,sensible,level-headed guy in charge. FFS !

 


 

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