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Friday 27 June 2014

An Ode to Suarez

                                   An Ode To Suarez

The ball comes over,the goals' in sight
Will he score or take a bite

Five minutes left,one goal to win
Opens his mouth and the teeth sink in

I wasn't me,I'm no sinner
I just fancied an early dinner

I did nothing wrong cries the Uruguayan
Oh ! Yes you did,and you'll soon be cryin'

No World Cup and a 4 month ban
He'd best get himself a van

Luis Suarez,you rapscallion
You just fancied 'an Italian'

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