World Cup News 6

Report 6

My Opinions

Japan v Greece

Q : Have you ever felt like sticking needles in your eyes or closing the door shut on your fingers ?
Well after watching this,I have ! This bloody lot should be made to play each other non-stop without food,drink or even stopping for a crap  until they are old men.

Uruguay v England

Well,I again forecast our demise(I take no pride in doing so,it wasn't really that difficult to foresee) and Englands' pride and joy are on the plane home.Roy Hodgson now has to make some difficult decisions,e g., should he have a window or an aisle seat ? Mr Suarez ? The footballer is brilliant, the man is a pig.

Italy v Costa Rica

 At every World Cup Italy manage to do something stupid whether it be getting a player sent off or scoring an own goal.They can definitely be relied on to kick themselves in the bollocks.This game was a good example. I think I've f****d up royally here...I've backed Italy to win the World Cup. Altogether... 'you bloody knobhead' .

Argentina v Iran

So,prospective World Champions manage to beat a Sunday League side in the 91st minute.The papers were raving 'Messi genius'.What a load of bollocks.What about the other 90 minutes when he was complete shite ?
 
Nigeria v Bosnia-Herz

Saw nearly all this game and was greatly impressed by the Nigerians.They looked very good.

Germany v Ghana

Another walk in the park for the Germans.....NOT ! If teams like Ghana can learn to control themselves in front of goal they could well be World Champions in years to come.Ghana might have won this game.At times they pissed all over the Germans(not literally,you understand).

Belgium v Russia

Watching this game was akin to trying to swim through a river of snot. For a team of so-called 'top players' Belgium were bloody awful.

Holland v Chile

Here was me cheering Spains' exit and along comes an identi-kit team in the form of Chile playing that bloody mind-numbing tippy-tappy possession football.It makes my bloody teeth itch.Holland once again showed they have loads of skill and the right degree of cynism to go far in this.   

Only another 3 weeks to go ! Can I last the pace ? I'll have to get some extra training in(either that or some extra beer)

Ciao !