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Wednesday 18 June 2014

World Cup News 4

Report 4

My Opinions

Iran v Nigeria

Was this the game where the spectators were paid to watch ? If not,then it should have been. What a complete and utter load of shite.The game is only memorable for two things; Nigeria are called The Super Eagles ! That's a bloody laugh; I was becoming disgusted with the commentator who,every time a certain Iranian player had the ball,he referred to him as 'The Shagger'.I thought ' now hang on a minute, that's not on'.It was only when I looked at the team sheet I realised he was on about Dejagah. 

Ghana v U S

USA scored after 31 seconds then showed us they're not very good really with Ghana dominating play and getting a deserved equaliser late on,only for USA to score a winner at the death.Well done the Soccer boys !

Belgium v Algeria

For a large part of this game,the biggest shock of the tournament looked on the cards with the Algerians leading from a 25th minute penalty.The Belgians looked like they had been on the piss for the last week with the reputations of some of their big-name players,shown to be pie-in-the-sky.They eventually won the game but looked anything but prospective winners of the trophy.

Brazil v Mexico

Again,Brazil have been exposed. The goalkeeper was the hero for Mexico but they more than held their own at the other end.The Brazilians were up to their old tricks but we've come to expect that.(incidentally, FYI The three teams with most red cards at World Cup Finals are 1.Uruguay. 2. Brazil. 3.Argentina.Can anyone see the common denominator ?)

Russia v S.Korea

I was wondering what commentator Kevin Wilsons' reaction was when told this was  his game.
Here is the S Korea squad :
  Jung Sung-ryong , Kim Seung-gyu, Lee Bum-young.
  Hong Jeong-ho , Hwang Seo-ho , Kim Chang-soo , Kim Young-gwon , Kwak Tae-hwi , Lee Yong , Yun Suk-young , Park Joo-ho .
  Ha Dae-sung , Han Kook-young , Ji Dong-won , Ki Sung-yueng , Kim Bo-kyung , Lee Chung-yong , Park Jong-woo,  Son Heung-min.
  Kim Shin-wook, Koo Ja-cheol , Lee Keun-ho , Park Chu-young .
Is that a commentators bloody nightmare or what ? I bet he was thinking 'WTF have I done to deserve this ? '
To make things even better for him,virtually every name in the Russian squad ended with ..ov.Well done Kev ! Way to go !

Last but not least,I feel I must mention the referees magnificent comb-over.Whatever he had put on it to prevent it flapping around a-le Bobby Charlton,it worked.Not one bloody hair moved(mind you,there was only 17 in total) all through the game(my money's on spray-on glue).
BTW, the Russians were shit,so was the game. 

Ciao !

 

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